The Ultimate Random Fight Bracket

You’ve all been waiting patiently, well here it is. The Ultimate Random Fighting Bracket is here. We will begin voting to see who wins each match soon. The rules are simple. Who would win in a fight? There are no other rules. Now let’s get it on! Here are the matchups. Many were snubbed, many will fight, one will win.

  EAST     SOUTH  
1 Chuck Norris (Warrior)   1 Bruce Lee (Martial Artist)  
16 Snooki (Jersey Shore)   16 Rick Volhard (Bowler)  
           
8 Bengal Tiger (Vicious Beast)   8 Mr. T (Giver of pity)  
9 Rocky Balboa (Ficticious Boxer)   9 Jason Bourne (Absent-minded agent)
           
4 Mike Tyson (Punch out)   4 Magneto (X-men villian)  
13 Goro (4-armed Mortal Kombat)   13 Gary Busey (Crazy)  
           
5 John McClain (Die Hard hero)   5 Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (Smeller)
12 Spiderman (Webslinger)   12 Ash (Evil Dead/Army of Darkness)  
           
6 Macho Man Randy Savage (Slim Jim) 6 Superman (Tights)  
11 Michael Westen (Burn Notice)   11 Honey Badger (Attitude)  
           
3 Tyler Durden (Figment of imagination) 3 The Joker (Psycho)  
14 Barack Obama (Current President) 14 Charlie Sheen (Rockstar from Mars)
           
7 Selene (Underworld vixen)   7 Animal (Muppet)  
10 Snoop Dogg (Rapper)   10 Teddy Roosevelt (Former President)
           
2 The Terminator (Cybernetic organism) 2 Hulk Hogan (Hulkamaniac)  
15 Brian Boitano (Figure Skater)   15 Wicked Witch of the West (Oz)  

 

  NORTH     WEST  
1 Darth Vader (Sith)   1 Voldemort (Evil wizard)  
16 Sarah Palin (Sith)   16 Usain Bolt (Fast guy)  
           
8 Andre the Giant (Large man)   8 Polar Bear (Cuddly killer)  
9 Ndamukong Suh (Moronic Lion) 9 Adrian Peterson (Bruising runner)
           
4 Gengis Khan (Mongolian)   4 Freddy Krueger (Nightmare)  
13 Tim Tebow (Jesus’ buddy)   13 Clay Matthews (Hippie freak)
           
5 Jared Allen (Sax machine)   5 Sasquatch (Bigfoot)  
12 Yukon Cornelius (Miner/Explorer) 12 Nolan Ryan (Flamethrower)  
           
6 Brock Lesnar (UFC, WWE star) 6 Vin Diesel (Seems tough?)  
11 Shredder (TMNT)   11 He Man (Pretty hair, nice sword)
           
3 Mr. Miagi (Daniel’s master)   3 Count Dracula (Vampire)  
14 John Tuvey (Fantasy guru)   14 Billy Mays (Pitchman)  
           
7 Rogue (X-woman)   7 Dread Pirate Roberts (Wesley)
10 Dick Butkus (Old school Bear) 10 Mongo (Blazing Saddles)  
           
2 T-1000 (Terminator 2)   2 Wolverine (Adamantium claws)
15 Wil E Coyote (Immortal?)   15 Daniel Tosh (Smart mouth)  
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About Mat Harrison

Mat Harrison (smoothmat) is a former sports fanatic, a former crock pot cleaner for a formerly local fantasy sports magazine and website and a former former of clay sculptures. He resides in Albertville, MN, which is just a large hop, tender skip and a triple lutz northwest of Minneapolis.

Posted on 01/04/2012, in New Fangled Ideas. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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